Today is none other than “MOI’s” Birfday!  God must be busy cuz November 27th ain’t never to fall on no Friday, not while I’m alive!  I’ma do some partyin’ and shat, and in the meantime, drop Jhazzai a birfday holla at one of my 50 e-mail addresses or on Facebook!  May the Almighty thoroughly BLESS the “Nov. 27th Falling On Friday” slip up, and hopefully I will get my wish and whatever I want, and do whatever I want this three day weekend!

I thank all of you for stopping by and giving a crazy azz biskit holla’s and shouts!  I greatly appreciate it!

Now, if anyone happens to run into Triple Platinum…,

Give him my phone number and address!!!  Let him know that my legs are spread like Miracle Whip on bread!!

Now if you will excuse may, moi has some partyang to do!

Peace and chakkan grease!

And remembah, it takes 52 muscles to get angry!

But it only takes one hand to bytchslap a mofo upside the head!

Every year, we always have that aunt that shows up at dinner like this and it’s 20 degrees outside!

And that uncle that sits on the couch with a high-water suit on and white socks, and nobody never knows his name!  He’s always referred to as, “Oh, that’s uncle what-his-name*

And just about everyone has that one big, lazy, triflin’ azz cuzin name “Jeannette” who does nothing but eat and sleep all day, ERDAY!  She never comes in the house, but always sits outside in the car with no clothes on asking the same damn questions after she summons you out there.  “Um, who in dere?  Uh huh, well, why don’tchu do me a favor and bring me a plate* 

But if the family dog has one of these expressions on his face after they set the food out…..

RUN LIKE HELL!!!

YISI WISHES EVERYONE A WONDERFUL, SAFE AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

COOCHTASTIC?!!!

Just when you thought you had heard and seen it all, Satan surprises us again by opening up door #3!

Shouts to Velvett for this ignance!

I haven’t done Mid-Week Fuggery in a long time, but all oxygen left my body with this one!  LOL!

All his cuteness, confidence, and him thinking that he was da shyd came crashing down like the Twin Towers on 911 after he flipped off that seat!  LMMAOROTGDF!

This has got to be the best prank call shutdown I’ve ever listened to in my life!  I damn sure have taken notes!

Dino, one of the fraternal twins of this group (H-Town), died tragically along with his pregnant fiancee after leaving the recording studio.  An SUV ran a red light and crashed into the driver’s side of their vehicle.  Dino and his pregnant fiancee (who was driving the vehicle) were both ejected.  His fiancee died instantly and Dino was pronounced dead enroute to the hospital.

May you RIP Dino!

November 18, 1974 to January 28, 2003

HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY! WE GIVE HONOR TO THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY. WE GRIEVE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN FOR THE SAKE OF THIS COUNTRY, AND WE SPEAK BLESSINGS AND PEACE UPON THE FAMILY AND LOVED ONES WHO HAVE LOST THEIR ANGELS IN BATTLE!