Hey blogbiskits! Even though I’m still on vacation, I just wanted to introduce y’all to my new lover!
This is a photo of Mr. Double-D (double double), better known azz “Meatay!” That’s him and his friends (he’s on the front right)! Me and this mofo have been makin’ love everyday, all day and all night! Dayum, Dayum, DAYUM!!!
Let me tell you somethin’ bout these bytches; if it was a choice between them and some peen, they would win!!! In-N-Out Burgers are the DEBILLL!!! I tried one of these for the first time on July 4th and I have been ovah his house urday since!
This is his house on Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles. He has many houses located only in California, Arizona, Nevada and Southern Utah! Now, he doesn’t allow you to crash at his crib for these hot off that damn grillz meaty bytches for free, for there is a price for everythang!
Look at that menu! Now isn’t he generous! Nowhere on this planet are u gonna get some tasty meaty azz meat, fries and shakes for these reasonable prices! Why are these bytches soo got damn good? All burgers are made fresh and hot off the grill, with the freshest tomatoes, lettuce and huge fresh chunky azz slice of onions. The secret is in the sauce which looks a lot like thousand island dressing, but it isn’t. No microwavin’ here! These are absolutely the best got damn burgers in the world! I have never been at a burger joint, where the burgers are soo damn delicious that in the evening, sometimes police officers and security have to direct and organize the traffic in the parking lot!!!
They even have the meaty azz bus boyz and girlz to come personally to your car window to take your order so that you won’t have to yell what u want through the speaker! Yes, that’s the infamous Janice Dickinson gettin’ her meaty azz grub on! And just to prove to you how generous my new boyfriend “Meatay” is, he even has an alternative meaty azz meat for health fanatics and carb cutters! INTRODUSANG….
MS. DOUBLE-D!!! (protein style! = no bread) I LUVS HER SOO MUCH!!! WHY?? Cuz she’s only 360 calories with only 11 grams of carbohydrates! U can’t beat that! This bytch gets much smooches, squeezin’, lickin’ and bitin’ from muah! And for u skinny bytches who need all the meat you can eat, rules can be bent just for you! 
So for all you men who are five-ten, weighin’ a hundred and ten, then this bud’s for you! I guarantees ya, this meaty will meat yo azz up!!!
It was suggested that once I’m off vacation, to check into a rehab for Meatay has me feenin’ like a back alley crackhead in the slums of New York! My friends are very concerned for me! (FRIENDS: Hey girl, lets hit the beach today. ME: Okay, but first, I got to stop and go pick Meatay up! FRIENDS: Hey girl, remember we meeting at the movie theater tonight at 7PM. ME: Callin’ from cell.., Hey, I’m gonna be late for I had to stop and pick Meatay and his friends up and it’s a line stretched from here to Canada! FRIEND: Gurl, I’m through with you. U need to get some help, seriously! ME: Meatay has been good to me! I haven’t even been cussin’ hardly since we met! He is very therapeutic and I wish y’all would stop hatin’ and being so damn jealous and show him the courtesy he deserves.)
So for those of you who live in the midwest and east coast in this country, Meatay does have a house in Las Vegas. But my advice is, if you see this sign right here anywhere….
Back the fukk away slowly and run like hell!!! If not, I’ll see you in meaty rehab!
Here’s a vid to back me up! See ya soon!
P.S., Now don’t go gettin’ into any arguments with your Moms and Grandmoms about Meatay! He’s cute, cuddly and ain’t tryin’ to tread on nobody’s territory. So if you just happen to stumble into one of these convos with Moms and Grandmoms (i.e., Moms and Grandmoms: I can make u a burger bettah than Meatay! Just quietly grab yo car keys or bus pass and say u goin’ to the grocery store or over a friend’s house, and crash at one of Meatay’s cribs! I guarantees ya, he’ll listen to all yo problems and he’ll nevah letcha down!)
