THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!
TO: AFRICA AND LONDON:
It is strongly advised that you remove all females under the age of 18 yrs. old from your schools, churches, and streets at once until further notice!

Female child bandit rapist R. Kelly will begin a series of shows (for whatever reason) beginning June 20, 2009! If anyone has any female relatives or friends that you know reside in these countries who are under the age of 18 yrs. old, please notify them immediately! Thank you!
June 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm
alert acknowledged and all persons duly notified….
operation bandi(coon)t has been implemented…
thanks for the heads up…
have a great weekend…
June 18, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Hey London! I hope all is going well with you! You have a wonderful weekend too! Thanks!