April 2009


FROM:  silver_linchen02@yahoo.com

FROM THE INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Category A Prize Winner
CONGRATULATIONS
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Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
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REPLY from yeahisaidit01@gmail.com

Dear Mr. Silver Linchen (bka David Young):

Even though I am honored that I’ve been chosen among thousands of hardworking American people to have won “The Harrassing Spam Prize Award,” I’m afraid that I must decline.  I must congratulate you for being excellent at wasting my mutherfuggin’ time by deleting your bullshyding ass emails everyday!  My prize to you is to kiss my azz, kiss my azz, kiss my azz, and PLEASE DO NOT MISS THE HOLE!  I slap yo momma for wasting her time giving birth to your retarded azz through her anal canal, in which you probably landed upside down head first in a Jiffy John.  Do us a favor and stop wasting this earth’s space.  Just leave…..

Sincerely,

Slap Yo Momma!

I love these girls right here! Last weekend I did a remembrance tribute to Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes who was one of the world’s most talented female rapper/performers that I have had the pleasure of being entertained by.  But that tribute does not only go out to her, but shouts to TLC as a whole. Chili and T-Boz are still one of the most beautiful as well as talented women in the world after nearly 20 years of being in showbiz! I don’t see a change at all in their appearance and they have always been the most powerful dancers of all time. This song is one of the only songs that ”Left-Eye” has made with TLC after her exit from our lives!  LOL!  Tupac is till making hits and I’m still scratchin’ the hale outta my head!  Now you go figure….

 

I’ll never forget this video with them crazy azz biskits that wasn’t too proud to beg… “whether it’s 2 inches, rock hard or saggin’, I ain’t too proud to beg!”  LMMAOROTGDF!  And Lisa had nothing else better to do but wear a condom on her left eye to promote safe sex!  I love it!  Those were the dayz…

T-Boz and Chilli today!

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Remember that cute lil’ Wilbur the pig in Charlotte’s Web who had a relationship with a tarantula? 

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Well Egypt has stepped up their game and said “fukk it!”  They are slaughtering him and his whole family!  They ain’t taking’ no chances with that virus!

The Egyptian government says it has begun slaughtering all pigs in the country as a precautionary measure against the possible spread of swine flu.

 The Health Ministry says the slaughter of the country’s 300,000 pigs will begin immediately.

The ministry has stated several times that there are no cases swine flu in the country, however neighboring Israel has reported two. 

That means that if you in Egypt, and you resemble Fat Albert or Resbuschia in the least bit, you can kiss yo azz good-bye for the blades are on the way!

Since Summertime will be here shortly, I thought I would REPOST regarding this topic!

Watch the following video of a woman who was thrown out of a car for refusing to oblige a man who wanted sex!

That is a got damn shame!  Now, I’ma share a lil’ of my secrets regarding how to date safely in the millenium!  I’m no preacher and you may not agree regarding some of these tips, but seriously though, this is how I roll.  Now these tips are not pertaining to booty calls for that’s a whole diff ballgame.

1.  If you meet a person that you think is worth your while to get to know, then get to know them by avoiding alcohol, smoking and drugs of any kind on your first date(s)!  This clouds your vision, your common sense and the female intuition.  You can’t really hear and feel them out if you’re all fukked up!

2.  When asked out on a first date, try and meet during the day, like at a coffee shop, or get up early and have breakfast.  Make plans to meet for lunch during the week (if you can).  On weekends, check out a museum, go to the park, zoo or maybe have brunch.

3.  When meeting your date, always, Always, ALWAYS insist on driving or cabbing it at the destination to meet them.  If you don’t have a vehicle, then make sure you have plenty of cab fare to get back home from the meeting spot.  If you have your own vehicle, insist on meeting them during the day, at a place where there is plenty of surveillance cameras, and where there are plenty of people.  Once you have met them and you are done with your activities then depart in your own vehicle or cab.  Do not pass go, do not eat dyck/pussy!

4.  Never, ever give out your house phone number or your address.  If they are stalkin’, then they are gonna stalk anyways, but try to be as discreet as much as possible about your personal life.  Never let no one that you first meet know everybody in your life.  Protect your family and your friends in case this person may be a serial killer, rapist or psychopath!

5.  If you and this person have been meeting for a while and are comfortable with one another, and start hanging out at night, always insist on meeting them at that club, restaurant, movies, beach or whatever you decide to do, by driving yourself there and letting your close friends or family know where you are.  Riding off in a vehicle at night with someone that you only known for a month can cost you your life!  They can drive you to a dessert and you’ll never be seen again!  When I hang out at night, I hang out with my aces and if said interest who has caught my eye wants to meet me there, they are welcome, but I’m rollin’ out with my aces, or in my own ride!  Trust me, your date will either respect you, or walk.  If they walk, let the door hit them where the lawd split ‘em! 

I do have certain rules that I like to follow if I meet that special someone that I really would like to get to know and respect intimately.  Now, you can’t stop falling in love, and rules get broken, but be careful and stop allowing your emotions to trap you in relations with psychopaths!  I normally go by a three month rule as far as sex with that special someone for the first time.  Some people wait six months and that’s kewl!  Now, I’m not saying that this is the case with every couple because with some couples, the chips fall into place where they fall and they are together forever, and that’s just how it is if they are lucky enough!  One of my best friends had sex with her (now husband) on the first night, and they smoked, drank and did everything, and they have not been apart since, and are married and still in love till this day.  These are just some precautionary measures to take to be safe!  Above all, carry your HIV/AIDS test results in your pocketbooks and wallets and if the results are over two years, refuse to have sex until they get updated test results.  Always use condoms and safe and effective birth control!  And ladies, stop depending on the men to have their own birth control.  ALWAY keep condoms at places where it can be easily accessible (i.e., glove compartment, purse, medicine cabinet, night stand, gym bag, etc.)  There’s nothing wrong with that!

Protect your environment and your home!  I have a friend who has dated the same man for 11 years and she still hasn’t shared where she lives or works with him.  She spends most nights over his house, but he is never over hers.  I don’t know whether she went through something horrible in her life, but they’ve been together 11 years and she has not shared her residence.  Now he might know, but he damn sure isn’t over there.  Females especially fall into death traps by letting men that they don’t know (and vice versa for men) where they live and reside. 

And LADIES, you need to stop letting these trifling, no working azzholes lay up ovah your house!  I guarantee you, if you want a good man then stop allowing them to know where you live at all the time!  Stop playing momma to these men!  I guarantee you, they’ll get up off their azzes if they care enuf for themselves and you, and start establishing a good sound life, like getting a good job and their own place!  I look at these reality judge programs, and how many thousand females (and males too) are in predictaments for allowing these lazy azz fools know where they live; allow them to layup over their house; eat up everything; sleep and fukk somebody else all day while you are slaving away at work; fuck up your good credit, etc., and they never get a job?  If you think that you want a sexual relationship with them, then my suggestion is to meet at a very busy hotel/motel and always let your best friend, momma, daddy or sisters and brothers know where you will be in case of emergencies.  Try not to meet at these lil’ remote motels in the middle of nowhere, for if anything goes wrong, you wanna be close enough to civilization to be able to run and get help, or at least somebody will hear you scream.  Now some of you may find this old fashioned and extreme even, but it works and it does help keep your life safer!

Also, there is nothing wrong with carrying some type of weapon of protection.  Females especially, get up off ya azzes and purchase some spray mase or a stun gun at least!  Don’t you ever go anywhere with anyone that you barely know, even on your romantic sexolicious excursions without some sort of weapon of defense!  If you have a license to carry a gun, then by all means do so.  You can purchase a small purse pistol (i.e., a 9mm), as long as you use common sense in case of extreme emergencies (i.e., rape, physical violence, death threats, kidnappings, etc.)  There is nothing wrong with carrying one.  I know, I know, some of you are saying, “well, guns should be avoided!”  Yeah?  Then how come so many peoples faces are on the back of milk cartons?  I’m not talking about the ones that deserve it (i.e., murderers, rapists, child molesters, etc.) who probably DESERVE to be missing, but innocent folk who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, or in terrible circumstances beyond their control, who need some type of protection of some sort!  Protect yourselves and be careful about your sex life!

Now, as for the above video, you know I’ma pirate cussin’ fool bout shyd like that!!!!  If they catch that summabytch, they need to speed down the highway with his azz in the passenger seat (tied up of course), and drive on an overpath, and you fill in the rest of this heinous thought… ________________________________.

In closing, if you find yourself in a position like alone in a room with a perverted azzhole that doesn’t know how to ask if he can hump yo azz, then take notes rightchere!

So a, how was your weekend?

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Seven years ago on this date, April 25, 2009, an angel fell and today I want to remember and honor this talented, gifted and witty woman.  As everyone knows, she wasn’t perfect, but all we all can do is try, and tried she did.  She was a philanthropist who gave to struggling women and children along her path of a very short-lived life.  Lisa lived life to its fullest!  I read a magazine a few years before Lisa had passed where Lisa was being interviewed, and I was like, “wow!”  This woman is nothing like the surface that the media wanted to portray of her.  I remember reading the part where Lisa had bought a struggling mother and her children, who were total strangers to her, a vehicle.  When Lisa told her brother about her day, he asked her “why did you buy her a car?”  She said, “I bought you one didn’t I!”  LOL!  She was very warm, tender, witty, kind and giving!  I love comedy and this girl would make me laugh when she performed!  Her untimely death was very unfortunate!  Below I have posted the video which shows the moments before Lisa fell, as a warning and a reminder of what we are never to do.  Do not drive under the influence of any stimulant!  It was said that it was seen in the full footage of the videos, that weren’t wasn’t released to the public, that they were, all in fact, smoking marijuana!  I don’t know whether they were or weren’t, but Lisa definitely was driving too fast and wasn’t able to come to a safe halt when traffic had stopped suddenly in front of her, which caused her to avoid hitting the vehicle in front of her by swerving off the road.

 

VH1 did a documentary of Lisa entitled “The Last Days of Left Eye.”   Below are a few videos where Lisa opens the eyes of fans and the public at large about how the media can twist the truth surrounding situations that affect the lives of celebrities.  The media had labeled her as some crazy bytch who was an alcoholic, needed Jesus and needed to be put away, LOL!  She was simply too young and tender to be tied down with a physically abusive control freak!   Andre Rison (now retired NFL football player) was simply in a fantasy with her and had major issues!  I’m thankful and grateful that Lisa opened her life up to us and exposed what was really going on!  You can find the complete segment of “Last Days of Left Eye” in segments on YouTube.  You used to be able to view the entire documentary on VH1, but I don’t think it’s available anymore without purchase.

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

I thoroughly enjoyed the documentary that VH1 did of Lisa a few years ago, and again today.  After seeing what was really going on in that house, I’m with the late Lisa on this.  That house was the house of hell!  Andre was wrong to have swooned her into his world the way he did, and tryin’ to turn her into his housewife, without being the man he needed to be in order to keep her.  I believe Andre was in a fantasy with her and was stalking her!  She being pretty with those adorable eyes knew in the beginning that he was annoying her, but should have really went into consultation regarding why he had a big house with no damn furniture in it!  LOL!  Waitin’ on her?  Yeah, right!  Andre didn’t know what the hell he was doing and I didn’t blame Lisa!

The memorial service for Lisa was an open casket service.  I have no idea why the family opted for this, knowing that Lisa died of severe head trauma.  Her head was soo badly bashed that there was a problem trying to stitch her head back together.  Not only did I question why there was an open casket service, but Lisa was dressed in her favorite pajamas, “monkey azz PJs!”  That’s what she called them!   Knowing Lisa and that everything she did was always out of the ordinary and funny, she prolly wanted the world to see her exit that way!  Funny and crazy as hell!

RIP Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes

May 27, 1971 – April 25, 2002

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TGIF! I’m glad this week is ovah! I’m ready to shake my azz into the abyss of azz shakin’! I had a good time this week for I have seen some shyd that will make yo toes curl!  LOL!  Above all, I thank all of you for stoppin’ by my hause and crashin’ for a minute. As always, you know I can’t letcha go without tappin’ dat azz! Until next time, Peace!

And remembah, do everythang this weekend that ya thought you couldn’t do!

And those thangs that you can’t do…, DON’T!

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