February 27, 2009
TGIF Blog Biskits! This has been an interesting week loaded with all sorts of diverse acts of ignance!!! LOL! As always, have a wonderful, safe and sexolicious weekend, and you know I can’t let you go without tappin’ dat azz!!!
I LUV KID CUDI! Check him out below in this skit that he did with up and coming New York video director VA$HTIE! Shyts crazeee!!!
February 27, 2009
What the fukk is wrong with some of these women? How in 5011 hells is she gonna get some dack, puzzay or anythang? I guess walkin’ around in excruciatin’ pain from needles stickin’ out everywhere gives one unlimited eruptions of a “Big O” that we’ll never know! I feel like punchin’ this heffa out for walkin’ around lookin’ like an acupunctured azz voodoo doll!
It ain’t but one word for that trick.., CRAZY AZZ CRAZY!!!
February 26, 2009
If I was her boss, I would have taken off both my shoes and George Bush boomeranged that bytch upside her head on live television broadcast with socks and awe!!!
February 26, 2009
GOTTTTTT DAMMMM!!!!
I don’t know whether to get a flame thrower and finish the job or just stand his azz in front of my ex-husband’s house and ring the doorbell in hopes that he goes into cardiac arrest! I prefer the latter!
February 25, 2009
IT’S BUSINESS TIME!
February 25, 2009
You know, I don’t have anythang against church folk, just the false leaders that mislead! I can’t help it. I have a crazy kick azz attitude against false leadership and I don’t care who they are!!! Anyhoo, check out the “Religious Azz Shakahs of America” who are too snub to hit da club!
It don’t mean a thang, if it ain’t got that go go swang. Do Whop, Do Whop, Do Whop, Do Whop, Do Whop, Do WOW!!!
The Jungle Boogies…..
Happy Azz Feet!!! Don’t tell me he didn’t just walk in from da club!!!
And WHITE PEOPLE!!! Y’all ain’t out of the loop! Y’all some cheesey azz mawfuggas too!!! It gets even better at 1:50!
Those the same dance steps in Robin Thick’s “Magic Touch”
Y’AL NEEDS TO STOP AND JUST HIT DA DAMM CLUB MAYNE!!!
LMMAOROTGDF!!!
February 25, 2009
I was sitting in the middle of an intersection to allow a crippled man to cross the street. The man had mangled feet and was struggling to get to the other side using only crutches. I wish I could have been able to get out the car to help him along.
Well, the light turned red and there I was blocking the east-west traffic from proceeding through their green light and I couldn’t back up.
Finally the crippled man was safe and I proceeded to make my left turn. You see, my phat azz was on my way to hit Arnie Morton’s Steak and Seafood House to hit that $5.00 happy hour menu which ended at 6:30 p.m. Ain’t no where in 5011 hells are you gonna find the phynest crab, spinach and artichoke dip anywhere in this earth for $5.00 that tastes so got damn delish that I slaps the bartender everytime! That shyd is the biznacks!
Well, outta no where comes this redneck in this big azz truck swinging around the traffic from the opposite direction and stops besides moi, shakin’ his fists and yells’ “GET OUT DA GOT DAMM STREET YOU NIGGER!”
WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WT FAKK!
Man if I wasn’t going in the opposite direction and hungry as hell, I would’ve….
While eating my second helping of the crab, spinach artichoke dip with mini garlic toasts and guzzling a marguerita, a tear slid down the side of my face. Not only because of my feelings being hurt, but mainly because that dip was kick azz delicious!!!
Seriously though, that was my first experience with a caucasian angrily calling me a “nigger” to my face. Who else has had this experience and what say you?
UPDATE: You know I try and make light of serious situations. A more serious post regarding “A White Man Called Me A Nigger The Other Day” will be posted later this week!
