Yeah, I Said It!

By ALISA WOLFSON

Posted: 2:45 am
September 30, 2008

WORKING from bed was a dream of the Internet age, and Hot 97 deejay Fatman Scoop and his wife, Shanda Freeman, have achieved it. True, their bed is currently in an MTV studio, but they were happy to truck it in from their New Jersey home.

The network picked up the couple’s podcast, “Man and Wife” for a show of the same name that debuted last night.

From the comfort of their comforter, Scoop and Shanda discuss – and demonstrate – questions viewers e-mail them regarding everything from sex and relationships to darker issues such as sexual abuse and sexually transmitted diseases. While you no longer have to be 18 to benefit from the hosts’ abundant wit and wisdom, everything else from the podcast- the bed, Scoop’s boxers, Shanda’s impressive bosom – remains the same.

The original concept for a sex-info show from bed was presented to Scoop by producers Charlie Stettler and Alex Lasky in 2006. He’d tackle sex and relationships and other risqué topics that he couldn’t cover during his day job. It was going to be called “Pillow Talk.”

“I was accepting applications for women to host the show with me, until I realized one night in bed that the woman that’s in my face was the right woman for the job. And she’s my wife, so I don’t have to pay her!” says Scoop.

“It was a natural fit for me,” agrees Shanda. “I used to work in HIV/AIDS services, I was a phlebotomist for 15 years and I was a teenage mom, so I really have a lot of experience that people can relate to.” So much for “Pillow Talk.”

Safe sex is one of the couple’s pet topics, and they say that their own children “have learned about all of this before the rest of America.”

I love this couple right here!  They are hilarious and very informative regarding matters of sex, relationships and marriage.  If you need a dose of humor, while being educated at the same time regardng sex and relationships, tune into MTV and watch Fatman Scoop and Shanda on their popular show “Man and Wife”, which airs Monday thru Thursday night.  Check your local listings for show times..

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I can’t believe that this song hit the charts in 1970 which was sung by the Temptations (and some other musicians as well), and was written by the late Norman Whitfield who just recently passed away on September 16, 2008. 

And after damn near 40 years later, we are right back at square one because of President Bytch! I vote for change, what about you?

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS, THEN FOLLOW ALONG BY READING THE FOLLOWING:

People moving out, people moving in. Why, because of the color of their skin.
Run, run, run but you sure can’t hide.  An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Vote for me and I’ll set you free. Rap on, brother, rap on.
Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the…(preacher.)
And it seems nobody’s interested in learning but the…(teacher.)
Segregation, determination, demonstration, integration, Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our nation.
Ball of confusion. Oh yeah, that’s what the world is today. Woo, hey, hey.

The sale of pills are at an all time high.
Young folks walking round with their heads in the sky.
The cities ablaze in the summer time.
And oh, the beat goes on.

Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul.
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon.
Politicians say more taxes will solve everything.
And the band played on.

So, round and around and around we go.
Where the world’s headed, nobody knows.

Oh, great googalooga, can’t you hear me talking to you.
Just a ball of confusion.  O yeah, that’s what the world is today.
Woo, hey, hey.

Fear in the air, tension everywhere.
Unemployment rising fast, the Beatles Kanye West’s new record’s a gas.

And the only safe place to live is on an Indian reservation.
And the band played on.

Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors,
Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills,
Hippies Crackheads moving to the hills. People all over the world are shouting, ‘End the war.’
And the band played on.

Great googalooga, can’t you hear me talking to you.
Sayin’… ball of confusion.
That’s what the world is today, hey, hey.
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya.
Sayin’… ball of confusion.
That’s what the world is today, hey, hey.
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya.
Sayin’… ball of confusion.

One thing that has changed since the Temptations performed this song 38 years ago, and that’s them damn crazy azz outfits!

PART 6

So whatchu do this weekend??

He dropped in the floor after he put the fire out and started jackin’!  That’s so damn  psychotic that I’m ready to call the white coats!  Why is it that normal sex is just not enough for certain people?  Why in the world would a man want to hack his own balls and set fire to his own dyck is beyond me!  Yes, I saw a video where a man hacked off his own balls!  Dys-Fukkin-Skustin’ and insane mane!  I like for my pussy to be on fire, but not with a match or a lighter, na’mean?

Shouts to the new blog: The Pussy Chats

Tyler Perry is tired of playing the popular character “Madea,” and he is currently planning the character’s exit. Perry wants to show the world there is so much more to him than “Madea.” He doesn’t want to get stereotyped with the character, plus it’s hurting his love life. He feels he can’t connect to the ladies because of his “Madea” character. In a recent interview with Conan O’Brien, he says the ladies prefer his football player friends. Perry is currently at work on his latest movie, Madea Goes To Jail, which hits theatres next January. He also says he will do one final stage production featuring the popular character “Grandmom.”

In my raggedy azz opinion, I wouldn’t stop playing the role of Madea because some tired females think that him playing this role portrays him as being gay!  I know a well known and famous male celebrity, personally, who has played many lead rolls in his shows and movies as a “female” and he damn sure isn’t gay, okay!  I can understand if Tyler is tired and may wanna hang this character up for a minute, but I would not get rid of “Madea” permanently just to get a date!  I believe that Tyler Perry has already displayed his gifted skills of not only as a writer and producer, but his  talents as an actor as well, and if females out here can’t get past his masterpiece and brilliant work of art in his character of “Madea,” then they need to move it on and leave room for women who understand the heart of an artist!  Dumb azz femmes make me sick tryin’ to control people’s feelings and destinies.  Tyler, tell dem jump offs to jump the fugg off!

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I’m not tryin’ to show my AZZ, but WHY NOT?!!! LMMMAOROTGDF!!!

It just jumped outa geer on its own! Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, IT JUMPED OUTTA GEER!!!

LMMAOROTGDF!!!