August 28, 2008
*Walkin’ up to mic…. Ahem! Ummmmm, after listening to Barack Obama’s ACCEPTANCE SPEECH tonight, *ahem*, I only have one thang to say, but first, a word from our sponsors to the Refukklicans….
Now that y’alls azzes have been tapped, I think this sums it right up! Barack Obama did dat!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!!
And rememba….
Do everythang this weekend that ya thought you couldn’t do!
And those thangs that you can’t do…, DON‘T!
August 28, 2008
August 27, 2008
Lets just take this a lil’ slow! This was the number one slowjam back in the early 90s, when there were real love ballads! There’s been plenty of fukkin’ and relationships being mended offa dys bytch! Hold up! (*blowin’ dust off and stumpin’ spiders*) Okay, there’s somethin’ you should know?
Inspired by MSOF – MisStory
August 26, 2008
This muffuga here! How in da hell you gonna cuss a judge out and tell him what the fuck you ain’t gonna do, like “I ain’t comin’ back up in dys muffaga, bytch fuck you” or whatevah it was he mumbled, and he the one with the chains on, lookin like a dried up cockroach. The judge lyin’ too for he has definitely heard that word all his life!
DMX has to be the most ignant piece of shyd walkin’ around! They didn’t even give him a regular orange or striped jailjump, but a maroon one? That’s just like puttin’ berry lipstick on a niggah! He already beggin’, pleadin’, ready to sell that azz and suck-a-wardens-dyck for some McLuvin! Looks like dat azz gone get tapped soon if he keeps this shyd up!
I won’t be surprised if he do a video splainin’ how much he luvs male booty in a few months!
August 26, 2008
This sum “Throw My Momma Offa Train” shyd here. Instead, “Throw My Momma Unda a Car!”
At what point do you realize that you’ve backed into sumthin? Even if you hit a trashcan or mailbox, you just don’t keep backin’ into it. You put that bytch in park, jump outta the car and inspect! This muffugga here just kept backin’ dat azz up! Then he gets out the car to see if it’s dead?! Yes, muffuga, it wasn’t, but it is now!!! Then he had the nerve to go off about the camera! Yes again, muffuga, we GOTCHA for killin’ yo Momma!
NO INSURAN MUNEY FOR UUUUUU!!!!
August 26, 2008
Yeah, yeah, and a bear can skate uphill in da snow….
According to Kci, his brother JoJo did not pass out from a rock habit and Bill Gates is responsible for him looking like he has only been been eating a top ramen bowl once a week with a master cleanse diet in between. If Jo Jo has epliletpic seizures on the regular, why did K-Ci keep singing after seeing him drop?
I listened to this lyin azz lyin audio yesterday, in which I would’ve run outta da room from that big azz bolt of lightenin! A blog buddy of mine yesterday said that Jo Jo looks like a negro catfish!!! I guess it they ain’t on rocks, just powder!!
August 26, 2008
Michelle Obama introduced Barack Obama to a national audience Monday night as a loving husband and father and a dedicated public servant…
Sasha Obama, 7, daughter of Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., blows a kiss to her dad while he addresses the Democratic National Convention in Denver via satellite. With her are her mother, Michelle Obama, and sister, Malia, 10.
DENVER — Michelle Obama introduced Barack Obama to a national audience Monday night as a loving husband and father and a dedicated public servant who shares the same values as other working-class Americans.
The wife of the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee was the closing act on the opening night of the Democratic National Convention, a moment designed to show the couple’s softer side and to take control of a personal narrative that Obama’s Republican rival is trying to frame.
“I come here tonight as a sister, blessed with a brother who is my mentor, my protector and my lifelong friend,” she told a prime-time television audience and conventioneers gathered in Denver. “I come here as a wife who loves my husband and believes he will be an extraordinary president.”
In addressing the convention, Michelle Obama reprised her crucial role during the Democratic presidential primaries as deal closer. It was Michelle Obama who, early in the campaign, visited black beauty salons and black college campuses to tell skeptical African-American voters that her husband was “black enough” and seasoned enough to be president.
Monday night’s appearance — which included a biographical video featuring her mother and older brother — was a high-stakes effort to counter Internet rumors and conservative talk-radio suggestions that Barack Obama isn’t American or patriotic enough to be president and that she has some sort of hidden left-wing political agenda.
Her message to the country: We’re just as American as you.
“Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say you’re going to do; that you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don’t know them, and even if you don’t agree with them,” she said. “And Barack and I set out to build lives guided by these values, and pass them on to the next generation.”
She noted that this week commemorates the 88th anniversary of women winning the right to vote and the 45th anniversary of the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech.
“I stand here today at the crosscurrents of that history, knowing that my piece of the American dream is a blessing hard won by those who came before me,” she said.
Polls indicate that Americans like Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain, the wife of presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain, but they also show that they don’t know much about them.
Michelle Obama has been an active player in her husband’s campaign, and his foes have tried to tag her as unpatriotic or angry.
Critics pounced on her last February when she told an audience that “for the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my country.”
A Fox News Channel video scroll referred to her as Obama’s “baby mama” and a Fox commentator called a seemingly playful fist bump between Michelle and Barack Obama a “terrorist fist jab.”
Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., a civil rights-era icon, said Michelle Obama’s speech would help some Americans get comfortable with the idea of an African-American first lady.
“America has never [considered] the possibility of a young, smart black woman as first lady,” said Lewis, who initially supported Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign before endorsing Obama.
This has been the most awesome time in American history!!! I adore Michelle Obama and the importance of her impact that this country needs as a strong wife, mother, intellectual, supportive, hardworking and caring. This is what being a woman in America is all about!
