Since gas prices have consumed most consumers spare change like mine, take a second and third look under yo car seats and ashtrays and get that fast food change that you just tossed in there because ya too damn lazy to put it in yo purse and pockets. I’m gonna invest and do something good that will give back to the community and America at large and that’s to wipe my azz reeel good with this here:
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You can purchase these in different messages at:
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And remembah, “In the words of Chairman Mao: It’s always darkest before it’s totally black.”
