July 2008


Okay now, go and pull out that ole azz sweatsuit that you wore back in 1988, and if you can get one leg in it now, I dare you to do this!

It takes two:  In Front of Yo Mamma’s House!

It takes two:  In Front of Yo Daddy’s House!

It take two:  In Front of Yo Neighbor’s House!

Hell Yeah!!!

UPDATE:  Did you see those two girls nappy azz heads that walked in front of the camera?  My half-sister is 42 years old and she still be walkin’ round with her head like that!  Bytch crazy retarded and straight jacketed up for real!

Lawd, I thank the Almighty for Change!

Umm…, Tracee babee, you know you are my girl and thangs, and I will always be faithful to my favorite pastime TV Show “Girlfriends.”  I loves this outfit and even the pooch, but what the fukk do you have on yo feet?  It’s time to take those to Divorce Court!!!

That’s alright, one day I’m gonna be wealthy enuf to walk around with WTF’s on too!!!

Since gas prices have consumed most consumers spare change like mine, take a second and third look under yo car seats and ashtrays and get that fast food change that you just tossed in there because ya too damn lazy to put it in yo purse and pockets.   I’m gonna invest and do something good that will give back to the community and America at large and that’s to wipe my azz reeel good with this here:

 

Join me in the “Wipe My Azz With McCain Campaign.”  I guarantees ya, yo azz will be glad and you’ll feel much bettah!

You can purchase these in different messages at:

 http://www.baronbob.com/mccain-toiletpaper.htm

And remembah, “In the words of Chairman Mao: It’s always darkest before it’s totally black.”

Hello urbody *wrapped in blanket, pillows and pocketbook in closet*  You know I’ve been here in Los Angeles for three years and I can tell you, it is the most beautiful city to live in!  I love the mountains and especially the beaches with a full view of all the sexoholic manequins I wanna look at!  It’s the party, the money, the spotlights, the stars, and the weather that will make ya go crazy!  But one thang that I found out yesterday is that it ain’t my cup of tea when it comes to earthquakes!  That shyd is mad crazy!  I’m standing by my desk shooting the breeze with my boss and the next thang I know, the floor is moving.  You see this picture of these two towers?  Well my lil’ biskit desk is located in the left tower, on the 30th floor, which is seven floors from the top of this bytch!  Kinda reminds me of mini WTCs in New York a lil’ bit.  Now, not only was the floor moving on this floor, but the walls, the ceiling, and the whole FUCKKIN’ BUILDING!!! I’m talking bout the got damn building is swaying back and forth like it’s competing on “Dance With the Stars,” or some shyd!  I almost had a heart attack!  It lasted about 40 seconds maybe.  Now I’m one of the floor wardens, and my job is to put on this cute lil’ orange vest and direct everyone to safety whenever disasters happen.  I kinda like being looked up to as a safety patrol.  Kinda takes ya back to elementary school.  But this morning, I’m turning in my orange vest, cuz if that shyd happens again, I’m not saving nobody’s azz but my own!!!

Yesterday, I have taken the meaning of life and death a lot more seriously.  I’ve decided that I wanna live, and therefore, I will start by moving my azz back to Dallas, Texas, where the ground is flat and no threats of buildings doing the tango.  These are some photos of what happens when buildings wanna do the two step!

 

These photos were taken of buildings Pakistan and Japan and all these buildings did the tango and crashed.  That shyd was not funny!  The buildings here and bridges are built with some sort of material that allows the buildings and bridges to sway with the motion of the earthquakes to eliminate structure collapses like the ones in the photos above, but I tells ya, that shyd don’t feel too good at all!  I mean the damn bridge was doing the wave yesterday when that earthbytch showed up!  I’ve never seen a bridge do the wave?!!!

I went to a comedy club last night to ease my mind of this experience.  Rodney Perry and some of those comedians were a hoot and I had big azz fun, but I still woke up this morning in a damn closet, wrapped in my blankee, just in case the earthbytch decides to shake her azz again!  By this time next year, hopefully I’ll be back in Dallas where my mind can be back at ease for I ain’t getting along with earthbytches for that shyd is some reeeel fuggery!

I’m gonna have a talk with the Almighty about this for that wasn’t nice at all!

UPDATE:  I must admit, I’m a lil’ shakin’, but I can’t forget to thank the Almighty that even through all of the fuggery in this world and our shortcomings and craziness, He still had enough compassion to save a lil’ biskit like me!

ANOTHER UPDATE:  You know that I just found out the the material used to make the buildings and bridges sway with the earth’s motion are rollers!!!  You mean to tell me that I’m living and working in buildings that were built on skateboards???!!!  I’m gettin’ da fugg outta here with the quickness!!!  I know modern technology has figured out that if buildings dance instead of standing during earthquakes, that it can hinder the crumbling and crashing process, but I’m not trying out for no got damn Olympics dammit!!!

You know da deal!!!! I put on for my bloggies, on on for my bloggies, put on, put on, put on, put on…..!!!!

more about “Young Jeezy Feat. Kanye West I Put On…“, posted with vodpod

  

 Do everythang dys Summer that ya thought you couldn’t do!

And those thangs that you can’t do…, DON‘T!

I luvs these white boys ritchere! Presenting “Stereophonics” y’all with the theme from the movie “Crash” , ‘Maybe Tomorrow.’

This muthafugga here…….

(CNN) — For nearly two years, the South Florida middle school art teacher forced the boy to have sex in a classroom supply closet.

Aaron Mohanlal, here in his sex offender registration photo, was allowed to stay out of prison on bond.

Sometimes, Aaron Mohanlal would call in sick to work, take the boy to his home for sex and drop the seventh-grader back off at school at the end of the day.

To keep the abuse secret, Mohanlal bought the 13-year-old a cell phone and created nicknames for their genitalia. When police arrested him, the teacher was caught on hidden video trying to destroy letters threatening the boy if he ever told.

Last summer, a Broward County jury convicted Mohanlal of 13 counts, including child abuse, molestation and lewd battery, and a judge sentenced him to 43 years.

But a year later, Mohanlal has yet to spend a day in prison.

“I can’t understand why he isn’t behind bars,” said the victim, now 18. The network is not disclosing his name because it doesn’t identify sexual assault victims.

“I want to move on with my life. I’m trying to graduate high school and forget about this,” he said. “I try not to think about it, but it’s hard, because all I can think about is, what if he’s out there around other kids?”

Weeks after the trial, Broward Circuit Judge Marc Gold, who presided over the trial and sentenced Mohanlal, granted the teacher a rare bond that allows him to remain free while his case is tried on appeal, a process that could take years.

During the two months CNN has investigated this story, Mohanlal has been working a construction job in Broward County and spending time at a house in Sunrise, Florida, 15 miles from where the boy and his family live, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office.

He resigned from his teaching job in 2005 after his arrest.

“The idea of that monster being that close to my family again is outrageous,” said the boy’s father, who is often so overwhelmed with rage and sadness that he drives to a park, leans against a tree and sobs.

“What did we go through a trial for?” he said.

A man who identified himself as Mohanlal hung up on a CNN reporter who called his home in Port St. Lucie, Florida, his address on record with the state’s sex offender registry.

Mohanlal’s appellate attorney, Tom Odom, refused to comment on the case beyond saying, “Everyone has a right to a first appeal.”

Gold gave Mohanlal the right to live, work, travel and attend church in South Florida, according to numerous interviews and documents CNN has obtained. The judge ordered Mohanlal to wear a GPS device, register as a sex offender and surrender his passport.

He stipulated that Mohanlal cannot contact the boy and his family but did not order him to stay away from children, according to a transcript of the July 2007 bond hearing. Read the entire bond hearing

Anybody knows Momma Jhazzai when it comes to chilrens gettin’ hurt, know that my azz is fishgrease hot about this here!!!     What the FUKKKK is wrong with our criminal justice system here in the U.S.?  How can you sentence a man to 43 years in prison and just let his azz walk around free?  Is this some new kinda fuggin’  kinda law, for if it is, then let me just go rob a fuggin’ bank. 

Me:   Yes your honor, I robbed the bank and took your savings account too!

Judge:  Okay smart azz, I sentence you to fiddy years in prison for that, now go on outside and play!

Me:   Huh?!!  Okay, shyd yeah….

This no good summabytch need to be swingin’ from a tree upside down with his own bawls in his jawls!  I’m just sayin……   

  He fugg witih mine and he’ll have an open casket funeral wearin Bozo PJ’s!

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