Some Thangs Just Ain’t Cute!
January 26, 2010
Filed under Celebrities, Hoes, Humor, Ignance
Tags: Thangs That Need To Be Nipped and Tucked!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YISI!
Hey blogbiskits! Whew I’ve been busy this past month! My legs, feet, azz and urthang is sore! But not so much that I can’t wish everyone a Very Merry Xmas and a Happy Funtastic New Year! I thank all of you for stopping by and hitting me up, and for being there for me through this trying year! I appreciate all of your prayers, love, positive energy and laughs that we have shared! Be careful, be safe, be kewl and above all, BE YOU! Until 2010, Love, Peace and Chakkan Greese!
Saturday Night Live – Episode #666
December 7, 2009
Filed under Bytchassness!, Comedy, Crazy, Criminalific, Entertainment, Fuggin Humiliatin!, Humor, Ignance, Insane & Deranged!, LMMAOROTGDF!, News, Sports
Tags: SNL, Tiger Woods
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME! **NSFW!**
Today is none other than “MOI’s” Birfday! God must be busy cuz November 27th ain’t never to fall on no Friday, not while I’m alive! I’ma do some partyin’ and shat, and in the meantime, drop Jhazzai a birfday holla at one of my 50 e-mail addresses or on Facebook! May the Almighty thoroughly BLESS the “Nov. 27th Falling On Friday” slip up, and hopefully I will get my wish and whatever I want, and do whatever I want this three day weekend!
I thank all of you for stopping by and giving a crazy azz biskit holla’s and shouts! I greatly appreciate it!
Now, if anyone happens to run into Triple Platinum…,
Give him my phone number and address!!! Let him know that my legs are spread like Miracle Whip on bread!!
Now if you will excuse may, moi has some partyang to do!
Peace and chakkan grease!
And remembah, it takes 52 muscles to get angry!
But it only takes one hand to bytchslap a mofo upside the head!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
November 26, 2009
Filed under Bytchassness!, Comedy, Entertainment, Fuggin Humiliatin!, Humor, Ignance
Tags: Happy Thanksgiving!
Every year, we always have that aunt that shows up at dinner like this and it’s 20 degrees outside!
And that uncle that sits on the couch with a high-water suit on and white socks, and nobody never knows his name! He’s always referred to as, “Oh, that’s uncle what-his-name*
And just about everyone has that one big, lazy, triflin’ azz cuzin name “Jeannette” who does nothing but eat and sleep all day, ERDAY! She never comes in the house, but always sits outside in the car with no clothes on asking the same damn questions after she summons you out there. “Um, who in dere? Uh huh, well, why don’tchu do me a favor and bring me a plate*
But if the family dog has one of these expressions on his face after they set the food out…..
RUN LIKE HELL!!!
YISI WISHES EVERYONE A WONDERFUL, SAFE AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!














